I'd apologize for not posting in ages . . .

but no one reads this damn thing anyway. So screw it- I'm not sorry. Anyway, I've got a life. Sort of. I can't be posting something funny and clever up on here every day. Plus I left my computer in a cab, so there's that too. Luckily, I have a shiny new one now which is very exciting because I can return to my old habits of checking email eight hundred times a day and wasting hours on end on iTunes. Goody!