A word of advice:

If you're entertaining dreams of visiting an idyllic South American paradise for your next holiday (or any holiday for that matter)⎯ taking in the sights and sounds of the forests, zipping through the canopies and just generally getting in touch with the lush green wonderland that is Costa Rica, Belize or similar destinations whilst you smile and reflect on the shimmering beauty of God's creation in all its splendor (and perhaps snap a candid or two of an adorable lemur)⎯ do not read this.


Disney World, here I come.